Evil Animal Minion Generator

Animals turned to the service of evil - with appropriate enhancements, of course. The world isn't going to conquer itself you know.

Your Options:
Minions
Release the shape-shifting psychopathic tigers that feed off of fear!
Release the psychic genetically-engineered porcupines with self-destruct devices!
Release the anthropomorphic stealthy throat-ripping manatees that spit poison darts!
Release the giant insane gunea pigs with poisonous breath!
Release the supersonic crazed demonic monkeys!
Release the supersonic stealthy ninja leopards that can smell fear!
Release the giant berserk iguanas!
Release the angry sneaky monkeys with laser eyes!
Release the regenerating supersonic pigs that live to destroy!
Release the super-fast super-intelligent possums armed with machine guns!
Release the regenerating mind-controlled throat-ripping psychic yorkshire terriers with self-destruct devices!
Release the hateful psychic hamsters with poisonous breath!
Release the super-fast psychopathic teleporting android oxen!
Release the genetically-engineered insane manatees that can interface with electronic devices!
Release the single-minded robot sharks!

 

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